I’m not sure how to mock this, but pretend it was done viciously!
Is this your candle?
This Isn’t My Mug
This is our Ride of the Rohirrim. Ride your Moka Pot to victory my friend, I am with you.
This Isn’t My Mug
Who is a cute widdle putty tat? Yes that is my mug next to you on the table. **CRASH**. How are you going to look me in the eye while break my stuff?
This Isn’t My Mug
Original Gangster dropping that Original Brand swag.